showardm:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

cityblue30:

no

That is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

GUESS WHO’S GETTIN’ A ROOTIN’ TOOTIN’ ROOT CANAL, AHYUCK!

IT’S YOU.

niknak79:

This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave

niknak79:

People will never believe me

bitteravocado:

-

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

science111:

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the  energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]